Incredible police station

Since I have written some experiences about my trips in India and I promise I will continue it but now I have to mention something really impressing experience- 4 hors at police station. The Indians defenitely know what I does it mean but my foreign friends now pay attention.
The worst thing happened to me, I lost or was stolen my cell phone. So with my friend last night we went to Viman Nagar police station in Pune. First of all nobody speaks English and nobody writes neither Hindi. So they
could not help us they just sent us to the other station where wasn't any single soul so next day we had to go back to first police station. After 4 hours arguing and explaining I got finally and FIR (First report) of course written in Marathi which said my phone is lost! And if I would ask them to write me a paper about stolen phone it would take 4 months according to Indian law.
So please my friends just a suggestion DO NOT loose anything here in India!